你好 上帝陪聊

commie

刚才在B站看到的··· 蛮有意思··· http://www.bilibili.us/video/av65570/
现摘录我与上帝的一段聊天记录如下：
Me:
hey GOD
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
HIDEO KOJIMA
God:
  How are you doing,  HIDEO KOJIMA.
Me:
NOT SO GOOD.I have just had an earthquake.
God:
Oh really?  Do you still have  an earthquake ?
Me:
i dunno.u know it dont u?
God:
Me either. " Do you still have an earthquake ?"?  Do I know  it?
Me:
just u know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
f##k u···
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大家来试试吧！有有趣的段落要贴出来哦···

commie

Me:
can u speak Chinese?
God:
Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
Me:
WHOAAA!So lets talk to each other in Chinese
God:
In the context of , I don't understand " WHOAAA So lets talk to each other in Chinese." .
上帝傲娇了···

LonelySnake

Me:
actully I want a girl friend and what would you suggest ,my god
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
are you listenling
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  listenling.  
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .

xuxu52000

求翻译帝！

commie

用谷歌吧···
http://translate.google.cn/?hl=zh-cn&tab=wT#