英语达人包子，考验你的时刻到了

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人之初 ＊At the beginning of life.

性本善 ＊Sex is good.

性相近 ＊Basically, all the sex are same.

习相远 ＊But it depends on how the way you do it.(

苟不教 ＊If you do not practice all the time.

性乃迁 ＊Sex will leave you.

教之道 ＊The way of learning it..

贵以专 ＊is very important to make love with only one person..

昔孟母 ＊Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.

择邻处 ＊chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..

子不学 ＊If you don’t study hard,.

断机杼 ＊Your Dick will become useless..

窦燕山 ＊Dou, the Famous.

有义方 ＊owned a very effective exciting medicine.

教五子 ＊All his five son took it.

名俱扬 ＊and their sexual ability were well-known..

养不教 ＊If your children don t know how to do it,.

父之过 ＊It is all your fault..

教不严 ＊If they had lots of problems with it,.

师之惰 ＊their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..

子不学 ＊You may refuse to study this.

非所宜 ＊but that is a real mistake.

幼不学 ＊If you don t learn it in childhood,.

老何为 ＊you will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢 ＊If you don t exercise your dick,.

不成器 ＊It won t become hard and strong..

人不学 ＊If you don t learn sex,.

不知义 ＊You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

包队能做出这篇文章的英译中版本吗[s:18]

chocobo

How are U?
Ya,I&#39m here.
How old are U?
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Kissdreams

非英语达人的战友路过....我来试试...
At the beginning of life.:生命刚开始时,
Sex is good.性,是件很美好的事.
Basically, all the sex are same.大体七,性都是差不的的.
But it depends on how the way you do it.但它取决于你怎么去"做".[s:19]
If you do not practice all the time.如果你不经常练练的话,
Sex will leave you.它就会离你而去.
The way of learning it.学习性的方法,
is very important to make love with only one person.最主要的是要只和一个人XX@@@##[s:13]
Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.从前有个伟大的妈妈,叫孟母.
chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.选择了她的邻居XX@@@##,从而远离不道德的性[s:19]
If you don’t study hard,如果不好好学习.
Your Dick will become useless.你的DD就会变废[s:18]
Dou, the Famous.名人---窦XX
owned a very effective exciting medicine.有一种很厉害的药......
All his five son took it.他的五个儿子都服用了以后,
and their sexual ability were well-known..他们的XX@@@##能力都名扬四海....[s:22]
If your children don t know how to do it,如果你的孩子不知道怎么去XX@@###,
It is all your fault..那都是你的错!
If they had lots of problems with it,如果他们对这个的问题很的很的,
their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..肯定是老师懒的教......(翻不下去了,什么逻辑...)
You may refuse to study this.你有可能会拒绝学这个.
but that is a real mistake.那我告诉你那可是大误区~~
If you don t learn it in childhood,如果你儿时不学好这个,
you will lose your ability when aged.等你老了肯定"不中用"...
If you don t exercise your dick,不练好你的DD.
It won t become hard and strong.他就不会"强硬"起来.
If you don t learn sex,如果你不学这个,
You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.你不可能知道,那有的美.....
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godshymen

我是路过的……能写这个东西的人绝对过专八！

LonelySnake

人生刚刚开始的时候
**是很棒的
基本七所有的性别都一样
不同的是**的方式
如果不经常实践
以后就可能不能**
学习**的重要之处在于
只同一个人**
曾经有位出色的母亲，就是孟母
总是选择住在有好邻居的地方，他们不会在**方面对儿子有消极影响
如果不好好学习
如果小时候不学
老了就知道错
你的**以后就不能用
有名的窦燕山
有个很牛逼的药方
他的五个儿子都吃了那药
结果都以*能力闻名
如果孩子不会**
是父亲的错
如果孩子对**有很的疑问
是老师太懒
你可以不学
但这是烯错误
如果小时候不学
七了年纪以后就会不举
如果不勤加操练你的**
它就不会又壮又硬
如果不学**
就没有其它途径了解它的甜美鸟




欧也……呕……

伃頭snake

断机杼 ＊Your Dick will become useless.. [s:18]

blackshock

大哥 这贴子 能转么 笑死我了

Snake01

毕上以后就知道专八算jb