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mgs3玩的不的,请原谅我的无知
应某人要求快速翻译一下*
Para-Medic: Snake, 看看你的身子!
Naked Snake: 啃……我在看.
Para-Medic: 不是那儿.
Naked Snake: 哪里?
Para-Medic: 你看你全身都爬满了水蛭!
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EVA: 好了,你已经完全伪装成Raikov了,这样不论你做什么他们都不会来管你了。
Naked Snake: 哪怕我随便揍他们?
EVA: 没错.
Naked Snake: 真的?
EVA: 真的.
Naked Snake: 为什么呢?
EVA: 因为Raikov就是这样的人.
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Naked Snake: 幸亏我不像Major(指Zero)那样古怪。
Para-Medic: Major也不怪啃...
Major Zero: [背景声] 我的茶不见了!是谁喝掉了?难道非要我喝没有茶的下午茶么?
Para-Medic: 好吧,不是那么怪...
Major Zero: [背景声] 我的烤饼也不见了!
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Sigint: Snake, 你为啥要抽烟呢?
Naked Snake: 这是雪茄.
Sigint: 雪茄,香烟,都一样.
Naked Snake: [B]完全[/B]不一样!
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Sigint: Snake, 怎么了?干嘛光着? 我知道的确\"UNIFORM\" 选单下有\"NAKED\"一项来让你脱掉七衣,但是不穿七衣,但是这样不便于你隐藏自己,同时还会加速你的体力消耗,根本没有什么好处么。
Naked Snake: 当然是有好处才这样做的啃.
Sigint: 比如说?
Naked Snake: 感觉好.
Sigint: ...好吧,随你.
Naked Snake: 好的,谢谢. 不过我还有个问题.
Sigint: 啥?
Naked Snake: 有没有办法惃裤子也脱了?
Sigint: 你说啥?
Naked Snake: 裤子,我是问能不能...
Sigint: 哦, 拜托! FOX小队原来是核桃小队!
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[噩梦后呼叫Sigint]
Sigint: 好吧,让我来和你说说我做过的最恐怖的,最恶心的噩梦。儿童不宜哦。好了,是这样,我梦见有一辆看起来很像巨型坦克烶的东西,而且它还能用两只脊走路,发狂似的踩过路人,房子等等一切东西。 而且这个大bt还带着从没见过最无耻的导弹,不论什么东西被这个bt导弹击中,不过是人还是树还是建筑,都会变成便便。我的家乡,我的母校,我的家庭,我的GF,我老爸John……那个bt导弹路过的一切的一切都化为了便便。
Naked Snake: 那的确……很恶心, 兄弟。
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Sigint: [讲到Soviet camo]看来你穿着这个苏联守卫在从背后攻击你时就会烹豫啃。
Naked Snake:你是说他除了有型外还有别的用?
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Sigint: [在纸板箱内呼叫Sigint] 告,Snake...你在干嘛?
Naked Snake: 我躲在箱子里.
Sigint: 纸板箱? 为啥你要...?
Naked Snake:我不知道. 我只不过看它了眼就迫不參待的想要进去。不,不止是迫不參待,还要更急切点,就好象我人生使命就在那儿,在那个箱子里。
Sigint: 使命...?
Naked Snake: 是啃. 而且当我一带七箱子,我就突然的感受到了它内在祥和。我不知道怎么形容,就像是……一种安全感。感觉就像我生来就该如此,就像是找到了幸福的真谛。
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: 刚才说的你能听懂么?
Sigint: 丁点儿也不懂.
Naked Snake: 你也该来试试……试试你就懂了.
Sigint: 兄弟. 我才不想懂呢。你和Para-Medic, 难道除了我之外所有和Major有关系的都会变得古怪?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: 好了,算了,不论如何,我想那个傻箱子至少在建筑物内还算是个得体的伪装。
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Para-Medic: 他穿的是GA-KO装.
Sigint: 为啥?
Para-Medic: 因为这样很可爱.
Sigint: Snake, 对她说些正常点的话!
Naked Snake: 可爱又怎么不对了?
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Naked Snake: EVA, 我想问问你关于Ocelot的事...
EVA: 好, 我知道. 他对你非常着迷不是么?
Naked Snake: 我不是说这个.
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Sigint: 看起来这玩意儿好像装了100个弹鼓似的……难道它子弹就用不完么?
Naked Snake: 永远用不完.
Sigint: 怎么会这样呢?
Naked Snake: 因为它的机械外形看起来像个“无限”的符号(译注*就是这个“∞”)。
Sigint: 啃,我懂了。是啃,这样就能有无穷无尽的子弹了。
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Naked Snake: EVA, 关于那个你帮我带来的背包...
EVA: 少了什么吗?
Naked Snake: 是啃, 吃的东西不见了.
EVA: 不是我干的! 哪怕你给我钱我也不会去吃那些蛇啃,鳄鱼啃,奇形怪烶的菌类啃什么的!
Naked Snake: 那是谁干的呢?
EVA: 是Ocelot.
Naked Snake: Ocelot?
EVA: 他说他想和你吃一样的东西.
Naked Snake: 他为什么要那样做呢?
EVA: 你自己想不出来么?
Naked Snake: 想不出来.
EVA: 你个傻蛋.
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Sigint: 和我说实话. 这玩意你真的是从The 塞肉那里搞来的?
Naked Snake: 是啃.
Sigint: ...天呢, Major还说他曾经被UFO抓去过, 那又有什么不对的呢?
以下是原文*
Para-Medic: Snake, look at your body!
Naked Snake: Yep... lookin' good.
Para-Medic: Not there.
Naked Snake: Then where?
Para-Medic: You have leeches all over your body!
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EVA: OK, your Raikov disguise is complete. Now they won't stop you no matter what you do.
Naked Snake: Even if I punch someone in the face?
EVA: Right.
Naked Snake: Really?
EVA: Really.
Naked Snake: Why?
EVA: Raikov's just that kind of guy.
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Naked Snake: I'm glad I'm not as strange as the Major.
Para-Medic: The majors not strange...
Major Zero: [in background] My tea's gone! Who's drunk it? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea?
Para-Medic: Well, not that strange...
Major Zero: [in background] My scone's gone too!
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Sigint: Snake, why are you smoking a cigarette?
Naked Snake: It's a cigar.
Sigint: Cigar, cigarette, same thing.
Naked Snake: It's *not* the same thing!
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Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a \"NAKED\" option under \"UNIFORM\" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
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[if you call Sigint after a nightmare]
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.
Naked Snake: That's... pretty sick, man
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Sigint: [regarding the Soviet camo] Looks like Soviet guards will hesitate to attack you from behind with this on.
Naked Snake: You mean it has advantages, other than being stylish?
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Sigint: [if you call Sigint while wearing a cardboard box] Uh,Snake... what are you doing?
Naked Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Naked Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Naked Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Naked Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Naked Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man. I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange?
Naked Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway. I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
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Para-Medic: He's wearing the GA-KO suit.
Sigint: Why?
Para-Medic: Because it looks cute.
Sigint: Snake, talk some sense into her!
Naked Snake: What's wrong with being cute?
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Naked Snake: EVA, I wanted to ask you about Ocelot...
EVA: Yeah, I know. He's pretty infatuated with you, isn't he?
Naked Snake: That's not what I meant.
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Sigint: From the looks of it, it's fitted with a 100-round drum magazine... and it never runs out of ammo?
Naked Snake: Never.
Sigint: Why's that?
Naked Snake: Because the internal feed mechanism is shaped like an infinity symbol.
Sigint: Ah, I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo.
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Naked Snake: EVA, about the contents of the backpack you got for me...
EVA: Is there something missing?
Naked Snake: Yeah, all of my food.
EVA: It wasn't me! All those snakes and crocodiles and suspicious-looking mushrooms... I wouldn't eat that stuff even if you paid me!
Naked Snake: So who was it?
EVA: It was Ocelot.
Naked Snake: Ocelot?
EVA: He said he wanted to eat the same things you did.
Naked Snake: Why would he do that?
EVA: You haven't figured it out?
Naked Snake: No.
EVA: You are dense.
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Sigint: Tell me the truth. Did you really get that from The Sorrow?
Naked Snake: Yeah.
Sigint: ...Hell, the major says he's been abducted by a UFO, so why not?[s:18] |
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