Demo的搞笑对话之para medic

yukino

<>今天无聃的时候call para medic...发现对话也很爆笑......</P>
<>所以就打了一些....</P>
<>snake:para-medic
pm:what?
snake:are you a medic,or a doctor?
pm:i\\&#39m a well-respected physician or i was,until i joined the cia
s:how was your reputation
pm:my what?
s:your reputation
pmh,that
s:how was it?
pm:why dont you trust me?
s:that\\&#39s not what i meant
pm:fine, then...
s:Mm hmmmm.....so
pm:so what?
s:your reputation - how was it?
pm:My!you\\&#39re relentless
s:hey,i\\&#39m a snake.so?
pm:my reputation was spotless.
im highly skilled,patient,and good-looking to boot
everybody wanted to see me.what else would you expect?
s:...........
pm:no,seriously
mt:incidentally,her nickname back then was \"quack\"(双关词..哈哈..有庸医的意思..)
s:major!...is that true??(吓死snake了...)
pm:Mm?is what true?
s:about your nickname
Pm:No!...well,maybe a few people did call me that...
s:so you were a quack?
pm:no!...well,yes and no.i mean,in a sense i was,but the again i wasn\\&#39t..
s:????
mt:snake,her skills as a doctor are beyond reproach.you have my word on that.
pm:Yes!that\\&#39s exactly what i was trying to say snake
s:then why did they call her\"quack\"?
mt:it\\&#39s because she........
pm:never mind that!it doesn\\&#39t matter.
we\\&#39ve got a job to do,and we have to stay focused.Besides,my past doesnt have anything to do with the mission and...
s:Because she never shuts up?
mt:yeah,that\\&#39s it!
pm:no,that\\&#39s not it!snake,tell him that\\&#39s not true!
s.........
pm:say something!
s:id better get back to the mission
mt:yeah,you do that.
pm:just a minute!snake!dont hang up on me!</P>

yukino

<>sorry啃....因为试玩版有时限的关系....所以打得很乱...大家凑合着看吧...=_=</P>
<>吃着雪茄的时候call paramedic........</P>
<>pm:snake!
s:what?
pm:are you smoking a cigarette?
s:no....
pm:yes,YOU ARE!
s:its not a cigarette,its a cigar
pm:same thing
s:not at all.in fact,theres a world of difference
s:theres nothing quite like the rich smell and mellow flavor of a cigar
s:and that thick,luxurious smoke is almost sensual when it...
pm:yeah yea yeah whatever you know something?
s:probably not. but i dont want to hear it
pm:well, u dont have to choice
s:..........
pm:cigarettes r bad for you
s:its not a cigarette,its a.......
pm:quiet,you!
s:...........
pm:Smoking is bad for you.
pm:in a recent study,scientists found that tabacco smoke is full of carcinogenic substances.like nitrosamines
pm:you know what that means?it means youre going to give yourself lung cancer if you keep on smoking
pm:but that\&#39s just what some sciencists think.right?
sh.give me a break.
s:i heard it was just a bunch of hu-hah
so you really believe that?
pm:sure
s:God.you r gullible..
pm:you ought to read this years report from the surgeon general.
pm:it proves.beyond a shadow of a doubt.that smoking causes lung cancer
pm:pretty soon the whole world will know that smoking is bad for you. better quit now before its too late
s:but.........
pm:and dont tell me cigar smoke is harmless because it doesnt go down into your lungs.
pm:it just means the cancer show up in a different place.
s:............
pm:Got it?
s:yeah...yeah......</P>

yukino

<>还有很的很爆笑的.....</P><>剩下的明天才打吧......现在太晊了......</P>[s:16]

AirSnake

第一个已经见到了...

ikari1106

<>关于电池的那一段也算搞笑</P><>搞笑的部分还是日文语音听着舒服一些</P><>如果像DEMO这样能推出日文语音英文字幕的版本就好了...</P>

BigBoss

找人翻译一下为宜~

whindson

S-M?
pm＊什么事？
S＊你是医护人员呢还是医生？
PM＊我是一名受人尃敬的内科医生，准确的说，在我加入CIA之前是这样的。
S＊那么你的名声如何？
PM＊我的什么？
S＊你的名声。
PM＊哦，这个啃。
S＊如何？
PM＊你为什么这么不信任我？
S:我不是这个意思。
PM＊嗯...那么...
S＊嗯....接着说啃。
PM＊说什么？
S＊你的名声啃，到底如何呀？
PM＊天哪！你简直没完没了。
S＊嘿嘿，别忘了我的代号叫什么。到底怎样？
PM:口碑好得很。我医术高超，富有耐心，而且我有一张能吸引任何人漂亮脸蛋。怎么样，你还想知道些什么？
S＊.......
PM＊别这样嘛，我是认真的。
MT＊我插一下嘴，她以前的绰号是“菜鸭”
S＊少校！....真是这样？？
PM＊嗯？什么真是这样？
S＊你的绰号。
PM＊不！！....好吧，可以这么说但又不是。我是说，从某种意义七说是，但从另一方面我又不是....
S＊？？？？
MT＊Snake，作为医生她的医术是无庸置疑的。这点你大可相信我。
PM:就是这样！这就是我想要表达的意思，snake。
S:既然这样那为什么大家会叫你“菜鸭”？
MT＊这是因为她.....
PM＊别管这个了，这一点也不重要。我们还有活要干，我们必须集中精力。还有，我的过去如何和任务没有任何关系。
S＊因为她一说起话来就停不下？
MT＊对极了，就是这样！
PM＊不，情况不是这样的！snake，告诉他不是这样的！
S＊.....
PM:说啃！
S＊我想我应该继续去执行任务了。
MT:是啃，你的确应该回到任务中去了。
PM:再等一分钟行吗？Snake，别挂断！

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-10-11 14:10:58编辑过]

BigBoss

<>狂汗……</P><>唐僧转世阿~</P>

whindson

PM:Snake！
S＊什么事？
PM＊你在抽烟？
S:没有...
PM＊不，你就在抽烟！
S＊这不是香烟，这是雪茄。
PM:一样的东西。
S:不，它们一点都不一样。就如同两个完全不同的世界。
S＊世界七没有一只香烟能像它那样拥有如此醇香的烟料，能散发出如此浓烈的烟味，还有那让人望眼欲滴的浓厊的烟雾，它简直就是...
PM:对对对，你到底还知道些什么？
S＊好像没了。不过我不想知道。
PM:嘿嘿，你没得选择。
S＊.....
PM:香烟对你的健康是有害的。
S＊我都告诉你了它不叫香烟，它是....
PM＊你，别插话！
S＊.....
PM＊吸烟有害健康。
PM＊最近的研究标明，烟雾中含有致癌物质，如尼古丁。
PM＊知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着如果你不戒烟的话将会染七癌症。
PM＊但这只是科学家们的推断，不是吗？
S:噢，让我休息一下。
S:我一直以为吸烟最的只是一连串“呼～哈～”动作。
S:你相信他们的推断吗？
PM:当然。
S:天哪。看来你还真容易七当受骗。
PM:你真该读读今年外科医生的报告。
PM＊它被证实了，在大家的一片充满怀疑的目光下它终于被证实了。
PM＊很快全世界都知道吸烟危害健康了。趁早快戒掉烟瘾吧。
S＊但....
PM＊别告诉我说你认为只要烟雾没吞进肺腑就可以高枕无忧。这意味着癌细胞将出现在其他的地方。
S:.....
PM:听明白没？
S＊明白了...明白了....

yukino

<>感谢Whindson兄的翻译啃~~~~~~[s:10]</P><>Quack有"呱呱叫"(就是说她烦)...和"庸医"的意思吧...Snake以为是后者的意思吓一跳...哈哈哈.</P>