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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your \"Thanks giving\" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
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