What is marketing? (funny version)

hongyun198

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \"I am very rich. Marry me!\" - That's Direct Marketing\"





2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: \"He's very
rich. \"Marry him.\" -That's Advertising\"





3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: \"Hi, I'm very rich.
\"Marry me - That's Telemarketing\"





4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:\"By the way, I'm rich. Will you \"Marry Me?\" - That's Public
Relations\"





5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:\"You are very rich! \"Can you marry ! me?\" - That's Brand
Recognition\"





6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \"I am
very rich. Marry me!\" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
\"That's Customer Feedback\"





7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: \"I am
very rich. Marry me!\" And she introduces you to her husband. - \"That's
demand and supply gap\"





8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: \"I'm rich. Will you
marry me?\" and she goes with him - \"That's competition eating into your
market share\"





9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: \"I'm rich, Marry me!\" your wife arrives. - \"That's restriction for
entering new markets\"

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bbbbbb2

哦错。。。 [s:11][s:11][s:11][s:11]

Deoxy57

这玩意是哪来的.....确实精辟

蝙蝠侠

我可耻的求翻译……

FREEZE

引用第3楼蝙蝠侠于2010-8-2 19:14发表的:
我可耻的求翻译……

你不是一个人在可耻