What is marketing? (funny version)

hongyun198

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"





2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you  says: "He's very
rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"





3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"





4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations"





5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand
Recognition"





6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
"That's Customer Feedback"





7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's
demand and supply gap"





8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your
market share"





9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for
entering new markets"

 

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哦错。。。       

Deoxy57

这玩意是哪来的.....确实精辟

蝙蝠侠

我可耻的求翻译……

FREEZE

引用第3楼蝙蝠侠于2010-8-2 19:14发表的  :
我可耻的求翻译……

你不是一个人在可耻